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Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad .
Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ...
Softwarism: (Ultimatism. ...)
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them.
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them
(Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client
the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then re-do from step 2
7 You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem
with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Re-do step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from
bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow
rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???
By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and
get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
Conference for Entrepreneurs by Entrepreneurs
Special Startup Saturday on a Sunday! A Kickstart.in initiative
The Auditorium, Indian Institute of Management, Bengaluru
Sunday 15 June 2008, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM
| Kickstart.in is organizing a full day conference for entrepreneurs and aspiring entrepreneurs on Sunday, the 15th of June '08 at IIM Bangeluru.
KickStart is a not-for-profit initiative aimed at promoting entrepreneurship. Driven by the popularity and success of Barcamps and Mobile Mondays in Bangeluru where some of the founding members of KickStart have been involved with, KickStart has been founded to support entrepreneurs and promote entrepreneurship. A lot of entrepreneurs and aspiring entrepreneurs want to learn from others who have been there and done that. This conference is called "Special Startup Saturday", after "Startup Saturday", a monthly event for entrepreneurs held on the second Saturday of every month. Special Startup Saturday has been designed with an array of talks and workshops on specific topics which entrepreneurs want to learn about. A number of seasoned entrepreneurs and experts on entrepreneurship have come forward to address these issues. The conference also features an interactive session on writing a business plan. There is no Registration Fee. The schedule, agenda and registration details can be found at www.startupsaturday.in . |
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| A list of talks and schedule for the event follows: Talk 1 - Entrepreneurs and Entrepreneurship Talk 2 - Idea Validation Talk 3 - Business Plan - Basics Talk 4 - Technology and IPR Talk 5 - Product Management and Marketing Talk 6 - Legal aspects of setting up your own company Talk 7 - Selling + How to talk to a VC Session 8 - Panel Discussion
For further details, please contact- · Amit Singh, Kickstart.in - +91 98863 14456 email : amit@kickstart.in · Tarun Bansal, Kickstart.in +91 93410 41776 email : tarun.tarunbansal@gmail.com· Anand Prakash Jangid +91 98454 67835 email : anandjangid@gmail.com · Kunalkant Sen + 91 92410 09423 email : kunalkantsen@gmail.com · Rajeev Kumar +91 98861 94776 email : raja.rajeevkumar@gmail.com | |
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