THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated
their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become
famous in the city for not having a single
conflict in their period of 25 years. Local
newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to
find out the secret of their well known "happy
going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How
did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "
We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after
marriage. Having selected the horse riding
finally, we both started the ride on different
horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on
which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy
one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,
making my wife topple over. Recovering her
position from the ground, she patted the horse's
back and said "This is your first time". She
again climbed the horse and continued with the
ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm
and said "This is your second
time" and continued. When the horse dropped her
third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you
psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you
crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your
first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
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